Chasing my tail in circles....

I have to rant..for my scrappy peeps they already have listened to this crap but I'm sure this may provide a great chuckle. I've been scrappin' for about 14 years. I can't stand circles in my layouts, I ALWAYS have issues when I try to incorporate a circle. From the very beginning, I've owned a set of Creative Memories circle and oval cutters. They're rarely used, it wasn't until last year that I actually put my name on the templates. Now for the past two months, I've wanted to incorporate circles in my layouts or on cards. Yeah, I'm getting over my phobia!! I'm elated and thrilled, I'm moving forward. BUT for the past two months, I've been unable to lay my hot little hands on my circle cutters!!! I can't find them anywhere. Over springbreak, I emptied my "scrap room", put in new storage, sorted thru old storage, totes, bins, boxes, sachels...never once layed eyes on them! What's more frustrating is that it seems like I just used them...
While the not being able to find them is very frustrating, what's more frustrating is not being able to remember where/when I last used them. I feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm not quite 40 and I'm having senior moments already. What the heck is gonna happen to my mind when I finally do hit 40?? Will my entire mind be flushed at that point? My creative mode is at a stand still, because I insist on using my damn circle cutters! And of course the latest page swap I'm involved in....CIRCLES.
I needed to vent my frustrations....I think I'm done....If anyone out there knows where I put them, speak out! I feel like that damn cartoon bird going around asking, "are you my mamma?" but instead I keep asking, "Have you seen my circle cutters?"
Okay, I'm done....but don't be surprised if you catch me mowing crop circles in my lawn...I'm obsessed....